steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

(Source: slothwrestling)

focusbtch:

syrianlady:

This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.

facking hell i cant stop laughing

grinshaws:

[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care